Tuesday 13 January 2009

Puddles, Toddys, Pharmacists and Blame


So recently, i've splashed laurie in a home made puddle (video is on the facebook group), drank a hot toddy at home with my housemate and her boyfriend..... Presented a bemused Pharmacist with a certificate and told him to keep up the good work (photos up shortly) and today i have sent an email to manchester united blaming them for spurs current plight......
here it is for your pleasure....
To Whom it may concern,

I am a Tottenham Hotspur fan so as you can imagine I'm not a very happy bunny at the moment. My club is languishing in the bottom 3 of the league and to be honest I BLAME MANCHESTER UNITED! In January 2005 the mighty Spurs came to Old Trafford and were robbed. Pedro Mendes 'scored' an ambitious yet beautiful 'goal' from about 50yards. It went about 2 feet over the line before Roy Carroll clawed it out. Unbelievably, Referee Mark Clattenburg ruled this injury time 'winner' didn't cross the line, thus robbing Spurs of 2 valuable points. If Roy Carroll or anyone at Man Utd had any decency they would have campaigned to the Premier League for justice to prevail. This did not happen and Spurs went on to narrowly miss out on european qualification that season. Had they qualified Spurs would have enjoyed the financial benefits and I believe would have been able to attract a better quality of player to White Hart Lane. Now, 4 years on we would definitely be challenging at the top of the table instead of battling relegation.
The blame lies firmly at your door.

Dave Guard

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